OFFICIAL SPEED FRIENDING SONG
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LYRICS:
I wake up in the morning in my bedroom at home
I roll over to my nightstand and I pick up my phone
And there's no texts,
No calls
There's no texts,
No calls
There's nothing at all
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So I get on that Tinder and I swipe and I swipe
Every girl is so pretty I always swipe right
And there's no fire
No match
No liaghter
I'm just not a catch
There's nothing at all
So I log into my facebook and scroll through my feed
But every picture I see is a selfie of me
So I think that there is something that is wrong with my screen
Turns out all my friends and family deleted me
There's nothing at all
So I drive into the wilderness and set up a tent
Hoping that the wild animals will-ah be my friends
And as I'm walking through the forest thinking
this is the end
I meet a man who says that he's hosting a speed friending event
And I FINALLY
Get excited
For the First Time
I'm Enlightened
And my Senses
Are Hightened
Until I find out that I'm not invited
There's nothing at all
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So don't be like me
Don't be like me
Don't be like me
Go speed friending
Don't be like me
Go Speed Friending.
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I'm so lonaly but you don't have to
Be like me
You're different.
You have a purpose.
So welcome to Speed Friending
He rings the bell
And you switch seats
Just imagine
All the friends that you will meet
Lets party at Speed Friending
This is exactly where you're meant to be.
It's time to embark on your new found popularity
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We did it!
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